Mom Sauvignon

On my expedition to College Station, I noticed a horrible, horrible trend that seems to be all of the rage with the college aged guys.  They wear shirts, unbuttoned, with no under shirt.  Ewww.  I approached this fine specimen and asked him, WHY??  He said it was because it was hot.  No excuse.  Ewwww. Ewwwww.  Ewwwww.  Excuse my lack of Photoshop skills.  I wanted to protect the fashion impaired, but all I could figure out how to use was the eraser.